Introducing..The Racket Roaster®!!
Introducing...The Racket Roaster®!!
This new invention will revolutionize the way you view mosquito busting! Destroying those malaria and other disease-carrying pests will never be the same again! Kill bugs and get a good arm workout at the same time!
With its badminton racquet shaped design, you know that it was designed for you Malaysians in mind. Failed your dream to become a world badminton champion? Take it out on those flying bugs!
You know you're buying the best in the business when you see the "Electronic Mosquito Trap®" words. It's our guarantee that you are buying the real deal! And it shows that we speak English too. That shows that we market our products internationally.
Each unit sold comes with our special two screw head to holder attachment. This ensures that your racquet head will not go flying off one day after rigorous use. And before you jump into any conclusions, our product also goes under a secondary name which is "Rechargable Mosquito Beater®". Just in case you forgot our first one.
Rechargable? YES! Rechargable it is! Just plug in your Racket Roaster® to any 240V AC socket for a couple of hours and you're ready for some mozzie busting! No hassle needed to find batteries! Our internal battery is rated for 1000 mozzie kills!
Each of our units comes with our patented Anti-Mosquito Mesh® technology. This ensures that you'll kill every single mosquito that touches our Racket Roaster®. It's guaranteed! Dont settle for imitation models that have large holes which allow mosquitos to escape. There is no substitute!! So go get one TODAY!
Instructions:
After fully charging up your Racket Roaster®, go hunt down some mozzies. When you finally find one, turn on your Racket Roaster® and swing away! Beware of other household objects though.
Federal Health Warning:
May cause obsessive mosquito hunting around premises which can last to no more than 3 hours.
This new invention will revolutionize the way you view mosquito busting! Destroying those malaria and other disease-carrying pests will never be the same again! Kill bugs and get a good arm workout at the same time!
With its badminton racquet shaped design, you know that it was designed for you Malaysians in mind. Failed your dream to become a world badminton champion? Take it out on those flying bugs!
You know you're buying the best in the business when you see the "Electronic Mosquito Trap®" words. It's our guarantee that you are buying the real deal! And it shows that we speak English too. That shows that we market our products internationally.
Each unit sold comes with our special two screw head to holder attachment. This ensures that your racquet head will not go flying off one day after rigorous use. And before you jump into any conclusions, our product also goes under a secondary name which is "Rechargable Mosquito Beater®". Just in case you forgot our first one.
Rechargable? YES! Rechargable it is! Just plug in your Racket Roaster® to any 240V AC socket for a couple of hours and you're ready for some mozzie busting! No hassle needed to find batteries! Our internal battery is rated for 1000 mozzie kills!
Each of our units comes with our patented Anti-Mosquito Mesh® technology. This ensures that you'll kill every single mosquito that touches our Racket Roaster®. It's guaranteed! Dont settle for imitation models that have large holes which allow mosquitos to escape. There is no substitute!! So go get one TODAY!
Instructions:
After fully charging up your Racket Roaster®, go hunt down some mozzies. When you finally find one, turn on your Racket Roaster® and swing away! Beware of other household objects though.
Federal Health Warning:
May cause obsessive mosquito hunting around premises which can last to no more than 3 hours.
posted by Mike Ng at 3:58 AM
4 Comments:
WTNonsense :) My, you do look serious in that shot :P
Hahaha... this is what some photographers do in their spare time. Hehhee....
Serious? Didnt u listen to the radio?
"This sound is a leathal threat that demands more attention than a clap or two!"
my!! everything looked so fine till your lame picture came about :) but it was funny la...at least :p
My lame picture? Hahaha. Take it for its artistic and technical value. It was taken with a strobe flash. 4 flashes in one frame that's why you see four rackets. Kabish?
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