Straight Plan for the Gay Man

I was on the bus after my Psych midterm, when my day started getting pretty interesting. The bus was pulling away from the stop when it suddenly slowed down. I looked towards the side of the bus and saw some bobbing heads making their way to the bus entrance. A tall Caucasian guy hopped into the bus followed by another one of his friends.

The moment his friend walked in, my gaydar sent out a red alert. The two started talking loudly as he peeled off his J-Lo style sunshades, whipped his short hair to the side and sashayed his way to the seat right in front of me. *Brrrrr….

My earlier assumptions were confirmed when I overheard their conversation. It was basically about this guy, being angry with another guy for being with a guy that he likes. It’s really like a heterosexual relationship but the only difference is that all the characters are of the same gender. Fascinating.

Then he continued to whip out his Apple powerbook to show his companion some pictures of his. Pictures of what? You guessed it.....pretty boys. All wondrous events unfolded in the seats right in front of me.

God Bless America....