Muscle Musings
The problem with staying in the same house as a muscle-head is having this physical inferiority complex. Hang out and you’ll get the feeling that you’re pretty darn small and no one really bothers about you. Now before you dump me in the “Attention Whore” basket, let me clarify that it’s really not the case.
Anyway, since I’m not really getting any other exercise, I figured that following my housemate to the gym would be a good idea. His perspective on working out is totally different from mine though. He wants to be BIG and bulky. I just want to be trim and toned. So yes, despite being surrounded by protein shakes and other frightening powders, I’m pretty happy with my three square meals a day. Thank you very much.
My gym experience has been a pretty interesting one so far. I do get to meet a lot of strange characters. But I guess it comes with the territory. Imagine being in a mirror-walled room filled with guys with bodies of Greek Gods squealing like pigs at the abattoir every time they do arm curl.
It’s a whole testosterone-filled experience as you catch guys scrutinizing every inch of their frame, occasionally peering over to the next hulk and mentally comparing each other. Imagine catching someone doing that elsewhere. Yeah, it’s all about wanting to be bigger and more defined than the other guy. Competition...it’s a guy’s game.
The sad thing I notice is that a lot of guys tend to work a lot on their upper body and totally neglect their lower regions (stop thinking). In the end you get these guys who look like bathrobes on a clothes hanger with the sash tied in a knot. But what do they care, they can cover everything up by wearing jeans.
One amongst many cool things happened to me last week though. I was working out at the PJ Hilton when smoke started pouring through the air conditioner. It was actually diesel fumes coming from some fogging exercise near the compressors. Geniuses.
So I walked out of the gym and into the fitness center lobby and suddenly Phat Fabes appeared as well. Yes, it was the DJ from Fly FM. Seeing him made me understand where he got his name from. Well, at least he’s doing something about it.
Ah. Hopefully more newsworthy episodes like this will happen. Until the next one pops up, I’ll be tenacious at getting this darn spare tire to disappear.
Anyway, since I’m not really getting any other exercise, I figured that following my housemate to the gym would be a good idea. His perspective on working out is totally different from mine though. He wants to be BIG and bulky. I just want to be trim and toned. So yes, despite being surrounded by protein shakes and other frightening powders, I’m pretty happy with my three square meals a day. Thank you very much.
My gym experience has been a pretty interesting one so far. I do get to meet a lot of strange characters. But I guess it comes with the territory. Imagine being in a mirror-walled room filled with guys with bodies of Greek Gods squealing like pigs at the abattoir every time they do arm curl.
It’s a whole testosterone-filled experience as you catch guys scrutinizing every inch of their frame, occasionally peering over to the next hulk and mentally comparing each other. Imagine catching someone doing that elsewhere. Yeah, it’s all about wanting to be bigger and more defined than the other guy. Competition...it’s a guy’s game.
The sad thing I notice is that a lot of guys tend to work a lot on their upper body and totally neglect their lower regions (stop thinking). In the end you get these guys who look like bathrobes on a clothes hanger with the sash tied in a knot. But what do they care, they can cover everything up by wearing jeans.
One amongst many cool things happened to me last week though. I was working out at the PJ Hilton when smoke started pouring through the air conditioner. It was actually diesel fumes coming from some fogging exercise near the compressors. Geniuses.
So I walked out of the gym and into the fitness center lobby and suddenly Phat Fabes appeared as well. Yes, it was the DJ from Fly FM. Seeing him made me understand where he got his name from. Well, at least he’s doing something about it.
Ah. Hopefully more newsworthy episodes like this will happen. Until the next one pops up, I’ll be tenacious at getting this darn spare tire to disappear.